Metal Storm has been added to the review section. You probably wouldn't want to get caught in a metal storm.

G.I. Joe: The Atlantis Factor has been added to the review section. He isn't just an average Joe.

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero has been added to the review section. Knowing is half the battle.

I preordered a Switch earlier this month. I don't usually do preorders, but I did it this time because the last few Nintendo consoles have had shortages shortly after release, and I want to avoid running into that problem. As far as games go, I'll probably pick up The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild simultaneously with the Switch. Maybe I'll get Super Bomberman R, too, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm sure you don't care about any of this, so I'll stop now.

Burai Fighter has been added to the review section. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Low G Man: The Low Gravity Man has been added to the review section. I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation: I review games on the Internet.

Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa has been added to the review section. This game's about a baby, baby.

Panic Restaurant has been added to the review section. Don't panic; it's just a restaurant.

Cocoron has been added to the review section. Would you like some hot coco? The title doesn't quite communicate it, but this game is also about dreams. That's two reviews of games about dreams in a row, bro.

Little Nemo: The Dream Master has been added to the review section. This should not be confused with Finding Nemo, which is a movie about a fish.

Mach Rider has been added to the review section. I always ride bikes at mach speed.

Mario Bros. has been added to the review section. I'm not your bro, man. Also, this is review number 360. Too bad it wasn't for an Xbox 360 game.

Donkey Kong 3 has been added to the review section. This is not to be confused with Donkey Kong Country 3, which I've already reviewed.

Donkey Kong Jr. Math has been added to the review section. Math sucks.

Donkey Kong Jr. has been added to the review section. I don't have anything else to say, so just read my review, okay?

Donkey Kong has been added to the review section. It's on like Donkey Kong.

By the way, I changed some of the site's backgrounds to a chessboard-like image of varying colors. Unlike some of the past stuff, I actually made these backgrounds myself. I plan to eventually convert all the Mario 3 graphics on the site to completely original works. The banner at the top is going to be hard to replace, though.